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Comedian Blogger

If you haven't heard yet, a very large object looking in the very near future. That object is March Madness. It is upon us ladies and gents. March madness a culmination of Cinderella stories, David vs Goliath, and plain old smack downs.
There are a few things that are guaranteed to happen every march madness.
1)A Cinderella story- There will be a team that you've never heard of that will go far into the tourney but in the end, there is a reason that you've never heard of them. They can't beat the big names.
2) Your bracket will be busted-you will do 5, maybe 10 brackets with every scenario you can think possible and you will still be incredibly wrong.
3) The Dumb Girl effect- There will be a girl, who doesn't know the first thing about basketball, or any other sport for that matter, that will fill out a bracket in your office pool and smoke every guy who's been watching 5-10 games a week since the beginning of the season. It just happens.
4) Kansas fans will cry-It's inevitable. Kansas fans will cry out of joy, or whining, or despair. KU fans are only happy when they win the tourney...or when they're complaining about fouls. They will be happy or be happy to complain.
Good luck to all you miscrients in your brackets and your betting endeavors.

The Entrepreneur

After minutes of deliberating about what my blog would be about this week I ran across an article on entrepreneur.com. This article highlighted an invention that is near and dear to my heart. It really hits close to home. It may change my life forever. I honestly never thought something could make this particular product any better… I was wrong! I know the anticipation is killing you, but this creation deserves the suspense. Are you ready for it? Alright… here it is… “CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE MILK SHOT”.  Yes, you read it correctly. A French Chef by the name of Dominique Ansel, AKA the cookie guru and my homeboy, was inspired to create this inconceivable concoction after trying Oreo cookies with milk for the first time. So basically it’s a cookie that takes on the shape of a shot glass that is both crispy and moist enough to hold a shot of milk. If you know me, you know my jaw dropped in aawww after reading this article. To say I have a sweet tooth would be an understatement. I mean your reading the blog of a man that occasionally will wake up before work and wipe out a whole row of chips ahoy cookies with milk for breakfast (I’m not ashamed). There is something about high fructose corn syrup and bleached flour that my body needs to survive. So I want to take the opportunity to thank this Frenchman, Mr. Ansel, for simplifying my life by combining what I consider to be my favorite dessert. You sir, are a true innovator and my hero!

The Newly Wed

 Alright alright alright!! Finally changed the site to an actual "blogging" site! Not goin to lie I'm not exactly tech savvy. Anyways my little snippet this week is about the plane that mysteriously went missing?!?! Now please tell me how in the SAM HELL does a gigantic Jet go missing... Better yet how in the world did it just fall off the face of the planet?? For some reason this situation does not make any kind of sense to me and with it being the year 2014 it is so sad to me how this could have happened.. I mean someone can steal your iphone and take it half way across the world and with simply flipping the switch on your phone to "find my phone" you can pin point almost its exact location and we cant find a jet with 100000 more gadgets and devices on it and it can fly! Last I checked my iphone can't fly... Anyways hope you all enjoy the new site and hope you all keep up and leave some comments! Nothing like a good debate.. O and GO POKIES!!
Im out-GGGG

The Fashion Guru

 As we embark on another week of blogging, admittedly a little later than the rest, I've decided to get up on my soap box and talk about fitness. Fitness is one of the toughest things to achieve and maintain. It is one of the few things in life that there really isn't a short cut to, there's no magic pill, no secret drink, it's just hard work and commitment. You can't exercise when you feel like it, eat whatever you whenever you want, and still have success. Are there ways to enhance your results? Sure there are but you still have to put in the work. You take all the pre workout and protein you want but if you don't get your butt in the gym you'll see no results. So to all you out there looking for the quick way to get into swimsuit shape for the summer stop. Start eating right and consistently exercising you'll see the results you want, eventually. Remember it's not going to happen over night but stick with it and it will happen. My name is Mike McMahon and I believe in fitness.

The GAMER!!